Top Ten Reasons Why Prime Minister Trudeau is recalling Royal Canadian Air Force CF-18 fighter jets from the war against ISIS:
- Canada purchased these planes between 1982 and 1988.
- These planes are older than the technicians servicing them.
- Introduction into Canadian service was initially problematic due to early issues with structural fatigue which delayed initial deployment. Canada has lost 18 CF-18s, incurring nine pilot deaths as of November 2010
- Smurfs are the choice of pilots for the CF-18 dashboard.
- Parts for these planes are so scarce that you cannot buy them on E-bay.
- Pilots for these planes must be Grandfathers.
- The only music on board these fighters is Olivia Newton-John singing Physical. https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DvWz9VN40nCA
- The Donkey Kong game is the basis of the onboard avionics.
- Airplane II: The Sequel is the in-flight movie.
- The planes need to come back to Canada and go to Canadian Tire to have winter tires installed.
